November 30, 2020 November 30, 2020 Joseph Arnone Family Drama 1 Act Play: Them Candles, Teen Drama Play: Them Candles by Joseph Arnone, Teen Monologue from One Act Plays, Teen Monologues from Drama Plays, Teenage Monologues from 1 Act Plays god damn it, you know full well that I’d have taken you out for COCKtails and then dinner (or dinHIM) and then back for swatting your ass 40 times. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. No cake. Sixteen Candles (1984) Starring Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, John Cusack, Joan Cusack, Paul Dooley, and Michael Schoeffling. With Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling. Now buck up and go slime yourself for me:) I had no idea it was your birthday! Granted the chocolates were all broken and melted together when I got them, but it’s the thought that counts. 1 Answer. So it’s not like there was an abundance of folks willing to plan something on my behalf. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek” – Happy Birthday CB. So—if you are ever in NYC, let me know. That’s it. Well, I suppose I wanted friends to drag my lousy ass out for dinner or miniature golf or to Dave and Busters. Yesterday. Happy 40th Buddy…I truly wish we lived closer to each other, so that I could help you celebrate the occasion…in style! I hope your weekend includes some tequila and some naked adult naughty time!!! You see, I’d never received flowers before. Love of the Common People (Extended Version) Paul Young. Girl will remember a passage so powerful it’s gotten its own title: the “Cool Girl” monologue. So I think I'm going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. Welcome to the glass-half-empty life. M’Lynn Eatenton's Monologue from Steel Magnolias including context, text and video example. I need a Molly Ringwald monologue!? I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. Is it too late for you to come here/me to come there and let me shower you with attention and birthday treats? I mean, I can count the number of friends I have here in Minnesota on one dick. Looking forward to the pic accompanying the “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting better” post…. Change ). I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. DAMMIT! Sorry I forgot your birthday. Why should I care about work, you say? All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Anyone? Unfortunately my day started with everyone at work blowing it off. From anyone. The Inner Sanctum mysteries could have done the trick—the franchise was based on a popular radio show and came with a built-in audience. And honestly, I don’t know what I was thinking. So I think I’m going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. And for the third party in September? Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. See more ideas about anthony michael hall, anthony, the breakfast club. Not even any freeloader e-cards. Happy Belated! I’m also the type that’s got too much pride to advertise my own birthday weeks in advance. But no. Small comfort, I know, after the fact but I truly hate that your birthday, especially your 40th, was not the day it should of been, expectations or know. Relevance. Such an old, old man! Just saying..you can create your own reality with this one. And earlier this year one of the accountants turned 40. And it’s not like they’ve stopped doing this shit. Sure my mother and a few aunts always remembered and if I was in a relationship that person would but hell who else would know? Remember way back when 30 was considered over the hill for gay men. 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